The secreats and revealations from Middle-Earths

[Mager]

Now we know that LOTR means what?
It means Lord of the Rings and it is a good story isn't it.
but i know a lot of secreats and revealations about it while u don't.
So listen.

1. Height is important! Arogorn earns more respect thatn Gimli does becoz Arogorn is taller (182cm).
Gandalf earns more respect becoz he is EVEN taller (195cm)

2. Denether is Fasther of som Arogorn, (i.e. Arogorn is the som of Denether) IF u watch the movie again u will See IT!

3.Legolas is an Elf but NOT a dwarf!! Watch the movie again if u dun undertstand,

4. Sword of Anduhil is 185cm long which is taller than Arogorn himself.

5. Mordor Warriors have many Tall guy eg. Morgakshuk the Captain is 193cm itself.

give  if u like it !

[Kralik]

for you. I never noticed Legolas' lack of beard and had always thought he was some half-dwarf cross-breed, but now I understand. But how tall is he? And how can Aragorn actually sheath his 185cm sword?!

[ket_the_jet]

Don't encourage him.
-wtk

[Mager]

To Kralik:
Arogorn is 182cm barefoot, but he wears shoe-lifts indeed, a standard shoe-lift gives around 15cm (it is hidden in the shoes), this boosts hes height to a proud 197cm, (slightly taller than old gandy).

Legoles Grunleaf was 50cm when he was born.
He had a growth spurt at 160cm at 16 yrs old and reaches 175cm
He then slowly grow 1~2cm every year until 23
He now stands proud at 178cm and is a legit short man (elf?)
(p.s. Gimli became good friend with him becoz legolas is a short man)

[Kenddrick]

LOL!

[Yanko Markovic]

Wow, just had a revelation...

Dude, this guy is just like a pretty famous schizophrenic hobo that lives in my city. The thing is that this hobo calls himself the "Divine Antichrist" and was a prestigious Law student that went mad in the eighties. He now lives in the streets and has appeared in newspapers for his "colourful" personality and appearance. He likes to write a lot (I actually have a couple "books" from him, I bought from himself for like $2) and the way he writes is just like Mager. 0_o

Meh, just an anecdote nobody would care about. The thing is that Mager's writing style is proof for my theory that Mager could be schizophrenic.

PD: Read "The Dance of the Billion Dollars" by the Divine Antichrist. It's gonna blow your mind.

EDIT: I was bored, so I modified my profile with lots of stuff regarding the Divine Antichrist.

[TheHobbit13]

Meh, just an anecdote nobody would care about. The thing is that Mager's writing style is proof for my theory that Mager could be schizophrenic.

Or he could just be doing it for the laughs, in any case I don't see the harm in it. If people think he is funny and he enjoys acting like this, why not? Also I would encourage people to keep in mind that there is a person behind that screename, so if you could keep your comments respectful that would be good. Thanks.

[Yanko Markovic]

I am in no way trying to be disrespectful, it's just that they're so similar.

Anyway, I do find him funny. And if he's just doing it "for the lolz", let me tell you, people ARE supposed to "lol" at him. I mean, if you try to be a joker, there ARE consecuences, and those are that they're gonna laugh at you.

[ket_the_jet]

Sorry TH13. I'm with Yanko on this one.

Person or not, these posts don't add anything to the community and they are not funny either. If there is some joke behind the whole thing that I am not getting, I welcome anyone [except the original poster] to explain it to me.
-wtk

[TheHobbit13]

I am in no way trying to be disrespectful, it's just that they're so similar.

Anyway, I do find him funny. And if he's just doing it "for the lolz", let me tell you, people ARE supposed to "lol" at him. I mean, if you try to be a joker, there ARE consecuences, and those are that they're gonna laugh at you.

I wasn't saying you were being disrespectful, I just didn't want things to escalate.

Sorry TH13. I'm with Yanko on this one.

Person or not, these posts don't add anything to the community and they are not funny either. If there is some joke behind the whole thing that I am not getting, I welcome anyone [except the original poster] to explain it to me.
-wtk

No, but since I don't think anyone is offended by this, I see no harm in it. Do you?

[ket_the_jet]

No, but since I don't think anyone is offended by this, I see no harm in it. Do you?

Nothing "The New Guy"/"Sweetness 34" did was offensive either, but it was annoying as #$&*@!. At least Sweetness has made a few worthwhile contributions recently.
-wtk