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April 02, 2011, 09:23:23 PM
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GLaDOS Quote bank
« on: April 02, 2011, 09:23:23 PM »
"Remember that time the platform was lowering into the fire pit and we were like "goodbye" and you were like "no way!" and then we were like "we pretended to murder you"... that was great.

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April 02, 2011, 11:47:05 PM
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Re: GLaDOS Quote bank
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 11:47:05 PM »
What is glados?
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April 03, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 05:52:04 AM »
you talking about Portal? the best game ever?

if i was a gamer, i'd have some favorite quotes for you. but i'm not, so i've only played a couple levels with my friends. i should get a PC version for my laptop. that way i can play it at school instead of listening to my obnoxious engineering instructor.
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April 03, 2011, 05:59:16 AM
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 05:59:16 AM »
I cannot wait for Portal 2. I thought the first one was just so fantastic. One of the best parts about the game is that the only voice in the game is Glados, the machine running the program. But instead of being some terrifying booming voice, it is Ellen McLain, who is able to sound friendly throughout the entire game despite being one of the most diabolical villains in video game history.

"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."

 "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"

"Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"

"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

I also love the song "Still Alive," which plays during the credits.
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April 03, 2011, 03:50:30 PM
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 03:50:30 PM »
Neuro toxin... so deadly.... chok...ing ..... HAHHAHA kidding!
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April 04, 2011, 10:02:58 AM
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 10:02:58 AM »
My wife picked me up the Orange Box for the 360 last week when someone traded it in at her work. So many good moments in Portal
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April 05, 2011, 12:01:36 AM
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2011, 12:01:36 AM »
Can't forget the turrets either as they sweetly try to get you killed.

"I don't hate you." *lol*

Portal 2? Breaking her heart was a huge success. Now we just have to steal her cake.
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April 05, 2011, 09:35:28 AM
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 09:35:28 AM »
I'm surprised that I had never seen or played this game... but I picked up the demo yesterday and had a lot of fun playing both it and Portal Flash. What is nagging me to death is that I know I have heard the tune of Still Alive somewhere before, but I cannot for the life of me figure it out. Most likely a parody of some sort, but the ones I pulled up on YouTube to check seem like junk.
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April 05, 2011, 10:43:08 AM
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 10:43:08 AM »
There are radios playing the tune all around the game, but its a samba version. Maybe that's what has got you thinking.
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April 05, 2011, 10:53:25 AM
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Re: GLaDOS Quote bank
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 10:53:25 AM »
Had anyone seen Cube? There is a sequel and prequel too...watch them in the order that the movies were released.
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April 05, 2011, 11:39:09 AM
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 11:39:09 AM »
I liked Cube, but the others were just bad, especially HyperCube.

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April 05, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
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Re: GLaDOS Quote bank
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 12:29:42 PM »
Quote from: TheJord on April 05, 2011, 10:43:08 AM
There are radios playing the tune all around the game, but its a samba version. Maybe that's what has got you thinking.

I recognized the tune before ever playing the game or hearing the original song. Any ideas of a well-known/circulated parody I might have heard?

Quote from: ket_the_jet on April 05, 2011, 10:53:25 AM
Had anyone seen Cube? There is a sequel and prequel too...watch them in the order that the movies were released.

Funny that you would bring that up -- I have seen it and was thinking about it in reference to Portal.

Is anyone here thinking of buying Portal 2 on Steam and doesn't need the Portal 1 license? ...  :hey:
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April 05, 2011, 01:16:45 PM
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Re: GLaDOS Quote bank
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 01:16:45 PM »
Isn't there a companion sphere in the hard mode?
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April 06, 2011, 07:54:39 AM
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 07:54:39 AM »
Finished it! Test chamber 19 dragged on for ages... :roll:

I was surprised to find in chamber 18 that I exploited a bug and completed part of the chamber incorrectly/out of order. When I did, certain things changed without me ever having done them myself. Ha!
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April 07, 2011, 12:28:03 PM
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2011, 12:28:03 PM »
My favorite:

"...all your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any friends--because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file:

Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.

SHALL NOT BE MOURNED.

That's exactly what it says. Very formal."
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