So my sister and I were joking around and decided to write up something like this. Hope y'all like it.
After spending much sweat, blood and tears over certain automated phone messages, I am thankful that not all of life operates in the same way. I mean, think of it…
Thank you for calling 911. In order to better serve you, please select one of the following options.
For English, please press 1. Para español, prensa dos por favor.
<1>
In case of a fire, please press 1.
In case of a life-threatening medical emergency, please press 2.
In case of an intruder, please press 3.
In case of a traffic emergency, please press 4.
<4>
For a vehicle collision, please press 1.
For a vehicle off the road, please press 2.
For vehicle fires, please press 3.
For any other traffic incident, please press 4.
<1>
Please enter the last four digits of your social security number.
<****>
Your call will be transfered to the nearest available operator. Thank you for calling 911 and call again soon!
This call may be recorded or monitored for quality assurance.
*on hold music*
All of our emergency operators are currently busy serving other clients. However, your call is important to us and will be served in the order in which it is received.
*on hold music*
*on hold ad*
"did you know that you can now pay your ticket fines without having to set foot in the Municipal Court? Its true! Eliminate those long lines and make your next ticket paying experience an enjoyable one using our Self-Serving Ticket Paying Kiosk*
*on hold music*
*operator breaks in*
"Thank your for calling 911, for what emergency are you calling?"
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