The Amazing No Removal, No Creature Slammer Deck! (WB)

[SomeRandomDude]

// Deck file for Magic Workstation (http://www.magicworkstation.com)

// Lands
    4 [EVE] Fetid Heath
    4 [SHM] Reflecting Pool
    4 [10E] Caves of Koilos
    6 [LRW] Swamp (3)
    6 [ALA] Plains (4)

// Spells
    3 [10E] Megrim
    4 [10E] Wrath of God
    4 [SHM] Spiteful Visions
    4 [LRW] Pollen Lullaby
    4 [10E] Story Circle
    4 [EVE] Batwing Brume
    4 [10E] Howling Mine
    4 [SHM] Runed Halo
    3 [MOR] Mind Shatter
    2 [EVE] Raven's Crime

Pretty much Howling Mine and Spiteful Visions = they've got cards for you to Megrim. Hypothetically, they could get overflowed and be forced down to 7 at the end of each turn, which rocks, but it gets better with Mind Shatter and Raven's Crime. My favorite card? Wait till they get a mass of tokens, then drop Batwing Brune. Ouch? I'm making token decks eat 10 with that!

The deck is somewhat inconsistent though. I need more ways to survive until I can get my cards out faster. Because if I can hang on to set up, then they're toast. If not, then I'm toast. I need to have Story Circle, Spiteful Visions and Megrim out to work. Or a Runed Halo over the Story Circle, set to Spiteful Visions. I like the Mines and Spiteful Visions as they draw me cards while damaging my opponent. And double Spiteful Visions when I've got a Halo? That's won me games.

[FM]

Too many Lullabies and Circles, you can drop 2 of each. For what, you say? Hum... I'm not sure. Ajani? Lifegain... Beacon of Immortality? Have to think on this one...

[SomeRandomDude]

Eh...I was thinking of adding in Holy Day...

Pollen Lullaby quite frequently ends up with a 2 turn freeze on attacks. Batwing Brume...well.

[FM]

What can I say? I still hate Megrim, ALWAYS wanted to build around it, never got it to work. Perhaps I'm raw about it yet. But I'd paly blue, with Jace. Best way to go, pairing it with a milling strategy. You can even try that dreadful Chroma spell that costs UUU.

[SomeRandomDude]

Hm...blue is a good idea, except it gets rid of the whole damage prevention or the Spiteful Visions engine. So I kinda need to keep it WB in order for it to go how I wanted it to.

Should I try to go UWB, maybe?

[SomeRandomDude]

// Deck file for Magic Workstation (http://www.magicworkstation.com)

// Lands
    3 [EVE] Fetid Heath
    4 [SHM] Reflecting Pool
    3 [SHM] Sunken Ruins
    3 [SHM] Mystic Gate
    2 [LRW] Swamp (1)
    3 [LRW] Plains (1)
    3 [LRW] Island (1)
    3 [ALA] Arcane Sanctum

// Planeswalkers
    1 [LRW] Jace Beleren
    2 [LRW] Liliana Vess

// Spells
    3 [10E] Wrath of God
    4 [SHM] Spiteful Visions
    4 [LRW] Pollen Lullaby
    2 [10E] Story Circle
    4 [EVE] Batwing Brume
    4 [10E] Howling Mine
    4 [SHM] Runed Halo
    2 [EVE] Dream Fracture
    4 [LRW] Cryptic Command
    2 [LRW] Forced Fruition

So...what think ye? Tri-color now. Game should be able to stall out enough for Forced Fruition. Liliana provides some IMPORTANT tutoring, I've been thinking of sticking her in there.

[SomeRandomDude]

Just had a fun game with a guy. First time, he killed me. Second time, I was able to blast him to pieces with Spiteful Visions. Third time? He ran a Shield of the Oversoul/Pariah combo. So we played until he milled. Which, with 4 Howling Mines and a Spiteful Visions out by the end and 18 lands, was quite fun. Forced Fruition...that card rocks.

[FM]

I think you should go 2 Jaces and 1 Liliana. Also, I strongly advocate Beseech the Queen in black decks nowadays, it rocks.