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October 03, 2008, 09:18:28 PM
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Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« on: October 03, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »
we are finally announcing our candidacy for the '08 presidential election. I, macheteman will be running for president, and NappyKorn will be my trusty running mate. we will be outlining policy later. but basically we would love to know how many of you would vote for a mm-nappy ticket?

our campaign slogan is: an aquatic chicken in every pot. (kudos if you know what i'm talking about. if you don't, review US presidential history)

just think: if you vote for me, you will have the first break-dancing president!!! and maybe vice president if nappy can break-dance.

Policy:

Iraq war strategy: as president, i will place Anautikus at the helm of our military, and all funds will go directly to the construction of as many rofl-copters as possible. and they will spread hillarity across the globe. everyone will be laughing so hard, that we will finally have world-peace and be able to bring all our troops home!!
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October 03, 2008, 09:20:53 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 09:20:53 PM »
lol let's see those policies.
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October 03, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 09:23:10 PM »
i must consult with my vice-president... our policies will be forthcoming... :-)

cheers,
-mm
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October 04, 2008, 06:04:13 AM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 06:04:13 AM »
I would totally vote for that slogan!
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October 04, 2008, 06:11:32 AM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 06:11:32 AM »
Quote from: macheteman on October 03, 2008, 09:18:28 PM
we are finally announcing our candidacy for the '08 presidential election. I, macheteman will be running for president, and NappyKorn will be my trusty running mate. we will be outlining policy later. but basically we would love to know how many of you would vote for a mm-nappy ticket?

our campaign slogan is: an aquatic chicken in every pot. (kudos if you know what i'm talking about. if you don't, review US presidential history)

just think: if you vote for me, you will have the first break-dancing president!!! and maybe vice president if nappy can break-dance.

I'd like to see the government buy lotr tcg and have state-sponsored Lotr tournaments!
A vicious aquatic chicken in every pot would be awesome!
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October 04, 2008, 07:18:08 AM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 07:18:08 AM »
Yeah, I'd vote for you!

Can I be Secretary of State? :P
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October 04, 2008, 04:44:57 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 04:44:57 PM »
Dibs on Sec. of Defense ROLF

mm where have you been!
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October 04, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 04:47:25 PM »
OOOOO I want to be secretary of defense.

We declare war on you.
Why?
you don't support aquatic chicken farms.

EDIT: taken...I'll be secretary of the treasury.
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October 04, 2008, 05:12:31 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 05:12:31 PM »
Can I be the chief of the secret police?  [-o<
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October 05, 2008, 04:55:51 AM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 04:55:51 AM »
You would have my vote!   :up:
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October 05, 2008, 01:54:22 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 01:54:22 PM »
ok, you have waited long enough. i will now reveal our strategy for winning the war in iraq. and everywhere else for that matter...

as president, i will place Anautikus at the helm of our military, and all funds will go directly to the construction of as many rofl-copters as possible. and they will spread hillarity across the globe. everyone will be laughing so hard, that we will finally have world-peace and be able to bring all our troops home!!
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October 05, 2008, 02:03:45 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 02:03:45 PM »
Ah the secret strategy revealed. We will either have world peace or global domination due to the fact everyone will be to busy ROLFing to detect or global take over, I mean our efforts for global peace only.
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October 05, 2008, 02:06:01 PM
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 02:06:01 PM »
exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!

rolf
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 03:29:49 PM »
Quote from: macheteman on October 05, 2008, 02:06:01 PM
exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!

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ROFL not ROLF: rolling on floor laughing, not rolling on laughing floor
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Re: Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 03:41:50 PM »
ROLF means Rolling Over Lowly Folks  :o. As I said we are here for glogal dominations erm..... I mean peace.
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