i have a new policy i would like to disclose to all my supporters, enemies, and those sitting awkwardly on the fence... it deals with the issue of global warming.
sign slogan: How are YOU helping Global Warming??
Speech: you will notice, fellow Americans and allies of the republic, for which i stand... you will notice that all the other candidates who stand before you, are proposing ways to stop global warming. but i have a plan that is drastically different. and i will show you a way, in which it can be achieved. with the resources gained from the unneeded military fund (due to the rofl-copters) we will be able to provide a means of paying for this extensive plan. the basic concept, is that with a little extra pollution, we can, together, help advance global warming, and eliminate winter from most of the world. who likes the cold temperatures anyway? by dumping your trash on the side of the road, removing catalytic converters from your vehicles, and increasing the carbon dioxide output, we will eliminate the winter entirely! cold temperatures will still exist in at the poles. Antarctica will become an amazing continent full of ski resorts, homes for winter-weather-wuvers and vacationers. this virtually uninhabited continent will be able to be developed, creating jobs for millions of Americans, and Mexicans, and Brits, and Chinese, and Mongolian, and Inuit, and, well, everybody. a network of affordable transportation will be created to allow people to travel to the winter paradise. but for the most part, people will be enjoying tropical weather, sunny beaches, and a whole new way of life. of course the polar ice caps and glaciers will melt and the water level will rise, reclaiming some land, but previosly unlivable areas will become open to the public. and who knows, maybe you will have water-front property!
so, how do we get to this winter-less paradise? it's simple, gas-guzzling SUV's for every home! no more emissions regulations! in fact, we will regulate how little emissions will be allowed. America will become the epicenter of this new wave of pollutants and environmental change. because this is change we need! This is change that has effects far beyond you or your children. vote for mm and nappy in '08 to pass down a legacy to every generation that follows you! this is what you, and every citizen deserves! Vote, to help global warming.
I am macheteman
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