Author Topic: Funny card pictures/lore/text/title Post your favorites here! (Read 22204 times)

Gate Troll · « **on:** September 30, 2008, 03:57:05 PM »

I love http://lotrtcgwiki.com/pages/LOTR18114.html
for the look on the elf's face. Hes like, "WtH?... ...oh ****!"

This is great as well: http://lotrtcgwiki.com/pages/LOTR15006.html
Check out his dad's name.

FM · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2008, 05:10:25 PM »

Ok, another thread like this. I'll allow it for now, but be forewarned, everyone, that if this thread so much as nudges in the direction the one about Strength in my Blood was going, it's as good as gone. Dead pile, no warnings.

Hobbit_Pizza · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2008, 05:23:12 PM »

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

NappyKorn · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2008, 05:26:27 PM »

That has to be my favorite too

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Gate Troll · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2008, 06:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Hobbit_Pizza on September 30, 2008, 05:23:12 PM

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

Lol. Where in the world did you find that?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:20:16 PM »

Cleaved is disgusting... I don't think that that was actually in the movie.

FingolfinFinwe · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2008, 09:16:21 PM »

I think Cleaved is hilarious. I like how you can tell the guys arm is actually tucked against his stomach. I doubt the elves had pot guts.

That is one of the funniest scenes in any movie. (ace with the tu-tu)

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2008, 09:26:51 PM »

Was it in the movie? I didn't see it...

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2008, 03:18:28 AM »

Isildur BoH has a floaty head of doom. It must be one of the worst foils ever. Sure others could be disappointing, but here it seriously detracts from the picture. The nearly straight boundary between his head and armor is only emphasized by the foil, making the whole thing look like a cheap cutout job.

In Shadowfax GotM, Gandalf's white robe blends into Shadowfax. Looks like the horse has a huge hump. Speaking of humps, Faramir in Faramir's Sword looks like a hunchback.

Faramir, Stout Captain is a ranger but looks like a knight; Faramir, Defender of Osgiliath is a knight but looks like a ranger. Same set so I'm wondering if the pictures were placed incorrectly.

Goblin Spear's text allows the Balrog to bear it. Hence the moniker "the Balrog's toothpick."

Targon's picture had me confused for the longest time. It looks like there's a turtle with teeth grinning behind him.

Sure there are loads more...

Elrohir · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2008, 03:34:22 AM »

I have never recognized the turtle

Beren and Luthien, Arwen, Elven Rider: It seems one of Arwens eyes is bigger than the other one if I look a while at the picture.

Ferthu Theoden Hal: You can nearly see Eowyns underwear

Cast unto the winds (lore): in german it is much funnier (like this: Horns in mouth/ I shake them foul/ my pair of ears) and then it ends suddenly - very strange!

Gate Troll · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2008, 08:19:17 AM »

Someone needed to do this so I went ahead.

FM · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2008, 09:02:49 AM »

The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #12 on:** October 01, 2008, 10:56:29 AM »

that targon is hilarious...I can't remember the title of the one with theoden where it looks like he is holding a hand...forth eorlingas?

there we go

FingolfinFinwe · « **Reply #13 on:** October 01, 2008, 12:08:18 PM »

LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 01, 2008, 06:23:24 PM »

Violent Hurl has a funny name...

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2008, 08:07:57 AM »

Lost In The Woods

My all-time favorite. I SWEAR that Nazzie is dancing to jazz or swing music. And snapping his fingers to it, of course.

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:33:27 PM »

Forth Eorlingas! is classic, SoP! Speak to the hand.

Dark Whispers must be the predecessor to Lost in the Woods. Silly Aragorn; no appreciation at all for music.

Quote from: Fingolfinfinwe on October 01, 2008, 12:08:18 PM

LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!

It's a horse (I think). The "eyes" are probably its nostrils.

For some reason Gorgoroth Looter reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.

TheJord · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2008, 03:33:46 AM »

Gorgoroth Engineer.... what was Darth Maul doing sieging Minas Tirith.

You can also see him in Siege Troop

Gate Troll · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2008, 06:25:10 AM »

I love the lore on Duality.

Pepin The Breve · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:11:18 AM »

I love how Decipher use the same scene thousands times with the southrons... Who tells them to not appear more in the movie anyway?

For Example

Southron Chieftain (Choosing a victim)
Southron Marksmen (Time to aim! Whoa, now has been swichted to Marksman!)
Promoted to Haradrim Marksman and ready to go!!!

But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

Start with begginers level: Far Harad Mercenaries

Then ... Southron Veterans Piece of cake! $\:D/$
How about Army of Haradrim (AI)? Still easy, Huh?

Wanna pass to intermediate? try Desert Lancers

Time to start to get serious then: Southron Invaders

Super hard: Strength in Numbers

And if you find him here i will buy you a donnut! Flanking Attack

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2008, 10:43:05 AM »

I luv playing southron hide and seek...its also possible with morgul orcs...

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2008, 12:34:52 PM »

Quote from: Felipe Musco on October 01, 2008, 09:02:49 AM

The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!

Ya, but Moria Swarm pwns Cave Troll and Balrog, hence why Scimitar is more played for card drawing. And the sweet Draw-4-Cards combo with Relics of Moria.

Kralik · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2008, 01:00:16 PM »

Balrog + The Balrog's Sword + Goblin Spear + Must Do Without Hope is fun... In Fellowship Block, most people aren't expecting a Str. 22 Fierce Damage +2 'rog.

Kill a few, add some burdens, have Shotgun Enquea finish 'em off.

Kralik · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2008, 01:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Pepin The Breve on October 03, 2008, 08:11:18 AM

But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

That's hilarious... I never noticed all that.
My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!

Pepin The Breve · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2008, 01:27:53 PM »

Quote

My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!

He should have slaughter them all if the good troll of Cirith Gorgor doesn´t had gently stoomped him (just to have him stop the carnage of course)

TheJord · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:40:41 PM »

Gorgoroth Swarm = Hill Orc

Gate Troll · « **Reply #26 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:54:19 AM »

Uruk Stalker = Uruk Pikeman. Also Uruk Savage = Breeding Pit Conscript.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:57:13 AM »

Shagrat, Captain of Cirith Ungol=Shagrat, Tower Captain

You'd think that they could find at least 1 other picture of him...

FM · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2008, 09:17:46 PM »

OMG! They went that far? Ouch... No wonder the game died!

Gate Troll · « **Reply #29 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:04:45 AM »

No, captain of cirith ungol is slightly zoomed in while tower captain is unmodified.

You think they could have found at least one other good picture of him.

leokula · « **Reply #30 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:30:19 AM »

Quote from: Pepin The Breve on October 03, 2008, 08:11:18 AM

But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

Start with begginers level: Far Harad Mercenaries
Then ... Southron Veterans Piece of cake! $\:D/$
How about Army of Haradrim (AI)? Still easy, Huh?
Wanna pass to intermediate? try Desert Lancers
Time to start to get serious then: Southron Invaders
Super hard: Strength in Numbers
And if you find him here i will buy you a donnut! Flanking Attack

LMAO!!!!! That's hilarious!!

Mordor Warrior seems to be wearing a nice mohawk

or something like Sloth's haircut on the goonies :hey:

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #31 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:11:09 AM »

stomping on gorbag maybe

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:16:57 PM »

I think the beast of Ulaire Toldea, Thrall of the One (10R71) has had something bad for dinner. Check its mega green/white farth!

FM · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:18:53 PM »

Pepin The Breve · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Gil-Estel on October 08, 2008, 01:16:57 PM

I think the beast of Ulaire Toldea, Thrall of the One (10R71) has had something bad for dinner. Check its mega green/white farth!

Darn! It´s just so evil...

The card would make more sense if says: exert Ulaire Toldea to make him damage+1 (or maybe exert twice to place his opponent in the dead pile and he loses fierce and cannot gain fierce - obviuosly he had to take care of his beast indigestion) :hey:

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:16:02 PM »

Toldea was always the rocket-powered Nazgul to me. Never thought to look at it as bad digestion.

for the awesome Desert Lord collection.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:40:22 PM »

Throne of the Golden Hall is mighty throne indeed!

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #37 on:** October 09, 2008, 04:36:02 AM »

If I was to go to The Lord of the Rings premiere, and when I would make myself comfortable in my chair, eating popcorn, drinking Coca Cola, and they would show the Titanic, I'd probably look like this : Isildur, Swordbearer

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2008, 04:41:32 AM »

LotN must be thinking: what's that smell? Oh must be Toldea's beast

macheteman · « **Reply #39 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:49:40 AM »

Grimir, Dwarven Emissary. he looks like he's in the process of passing out.

Numenor's Pride: gandalf speaking: "HEY! your horse is bigger than mine!"

macheteman · « **Reply #40 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:57:55 AM »

oh, and Sigewulf, Brave Volunteer, it's like he' saying, "HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP!!!"

and he doesn't look very brave, he looks like he's about to pee himself.

Gathering Wind: "where'd i put my glasses? I can't see a bloody thing!"

macheteman · « **Reply #41 on:** October 09, 2008, 06:02:08 AM »

Farin, Dwarven Emissary: "I think i'd like some marshmallows!"

and Let Fly. lol: "hoooold, stillllll"

not to mention the uruk looks like he's got his hands up.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #42 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:53:01 AM »

Holy cow! Triple post.

macheteman · « **Reply #43 on:** October 09, 2008, 08:05:32 AM »

i know

i kept finding other pictures and forgot to just edit my original.

Pepin The Breve · « **Reply #44 on:** October 09, 2008, 08:40:14 AM »

Quote from: Gil-Estel on October 09, 2008, 04:36:02 AM

If I was to go to The Lord of the Rings premiere, and when I would make myself comfortable in my chair, eating popcorn, drinking Coca Cola, and they would show the Titanic, I'd probably look like this : Isildur, Swordbearer

Hahahaha, that was blasted funny! darn man, you deserve a

for that! I´m almost could imagine your face (even that i don´t ever seen it!). The WK one was hilarious too, i almost fall down my chair when i read it.

matchetman had post some good ones too!

This is what happens when you let LoTR players let they imagination fly!

leokula · « **Reply #45 on:** October 09, 2008, 09:38:41 AM »

The guy in Harmless seems to be flying with a broom, doesn't he?

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #46 on:** October 09, 2008, 09:49:16 AM »

I think the horse behid Targon heared a good joke...

TheJord · « **Reply #47 on:** October 09, 2008, 09:52:18 AM »

The guy in Harmless is being force pushed

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #48 on:** October 09, 2008, 10:57:23 AM »

I always picture let fly being like...wait for it...gotta make sure I don't miss

Gate Troll · « **Reply #49 on:** October 09, 2008, 12:02:59 PM »

Orkish Warg-master is funny because the picture looks like the warg is nibbling on the horse and because the lore is so... ...classic.

TheJord · « **Reply #50 on:** October 09, 2008, 12:08:06 PM »

Fredegar Bolger, Fatty and Make A Run for It... BWAHAHAH!

FM · « **Reply #51 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:17:30 PM »

Quote from: Gil-Estel on October 09, 2008, 09:49:16 AM

I think the horse behid Targon heared a good joke...

That's Timmy the Toothy Turtle!

macheteman · « **Reply #52 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:45:09 PM »

Gil-galad, Elven High King: "better watch out, i've got my 'game face' on!!!"

this is what i'd look like if my friend told me he had three #$&*@!: Hurry Hobbitses.

the picture and title just don't seem to match up...Careful Study

Gate Troll · « **Reply #53 on:** October 15, 2008, 11:06:28 AM »

Cirith Ungol Scavenger is singing; LAAAAA! And look at Scintillating Bird, since when have Dragons been birds?

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #54 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:36:04 AM »

Thanks for posting these, guys, it really brightened up my day!

I especially love g-e's and mm's!

ROLF!!!

Gate Troll · « **Reply #55 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:25:45 PM »

I was looking through some cards today and I just noticed, We Must Have It and You're a Liar and a Thief have the same lore.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #56 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:37:50 PM »

Jeez, only 1 set apart too!

TheJord · « **Reply #57 on:** November 09, 2008, 01:55:15 PM »

GT the Necromancer

Perspective - I picture Gandalf saying "PEAK A BOO!!"

macheteman · « **Reply #58 on:** November 09, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »

Duilin, Ranger from Blackroot Vale he's like: "OMG, i can't believe i couldn't beat that level 10 goblin, even though i had a +12 cloak of invisibility, and a +6 bow of heavenly accuracy"

Gate Troll · « **Reply #59 on:** November 09, 2008, 04:49:29 PM »

It looks like the elf statue in Elf Song is about to throw a frisbee.
Btw, on a different note, elf song is so broken. Essential in every elf deck.

macheteman · « **Reply #60 on:** November 09, 2008, 04:56:57 PM »

Elven Discus

Possession • Ranged Weapon
Strength: +1
Bearer must be an elf statue.
Bearer gains exceptional when playing Frisbee Golf.

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #61 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:08:25 PM »

Never is what MY face would look like if My friend ever told me he had three testicals.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #62 on:** November 15, 2008, 06:00:25 PM »

Subtle.

Mc Tono · « **Reply #63 on:** November 16, 2008, 08:53:39 AM »

Saruman checking his black (garlic) breath on Lurtz. Fortitude 11u185

Mc Tono · « **Reply #64 on:** November 16, 2008, 09:14:25 AM »

cursed of erech 10u26:

"Westside!!!"

Author Topic: Funny card pictures/lore/text/title Post your favorites here! (Read 22204 times)

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