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February 06, 2023, 11:00:42 AM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2023, 11:00:42 AM »
With Berserk Slayer and Berserk Butcher on the team, seemed to me like there was a cog missing in the machine yet...

[5] •Berserk Cook [Isengard]
Minion • Uruk-hai
Strength 11   Vitality 3   Site 5
Damage +1.
Each time a Free Peoples character takes a wound or is killed, you may reinforce an [Isengard] token.
Maneuver: Remove an [Isengard] token to heal an Uruk-hai.
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February 08, 2023, 11:22:10 AM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #166 on: February 08, 2023, 11:22:10 AM »
Galadriel, strong woman. [4]
Companion-strong woman.
 [Strength]=10
 [Vitality]= 5
Galadriel signet.
While you can spot another strong woman Galadriel is strength +2.
Discard all possessions from Galadriel if you can spot a man.
"I demand to speak to the manager"

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February 08, 2023, 02:50:33 PM
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« Reply #167 on: February 08, 2023, 02:50:33 PM »
[2] Screw Top Jar [Men]
Possession • Jar
Plays on a female character.
Bearer loses her game text and cannot gain attribute bonuses from other cards.
At the start of the regroup phase, the Free Peoples player may exert a male companion to discard this possession.
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February 09, 2023, 04:34:30 PM
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« Reply #168 on: February 09, 2023, 04:34:30 PM »
(0) Toxic masculinity.  [Men]
Condition
Plays to your support area.
Each strong woman is strength -1.
MANeuver: Make a  [Sauron], [Isengard], [Men], or  [Dunland] man strength +2 for each strong woman you can spot.

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November 12, 2023, 02:03:36 AM
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« Reply #169 on: November 12, 2023, 02:03:36 AM »
[1] Sigewulf's Mother, Supportive Parent [Rohan]
Ally • Home 4T • Man
Strength: 3  Vitality: 3 
Villager.
While you can spot Sigewulf, the total of valiant Men you can spot is +5.
Fellowship: Play Sigewulf (or Well Stored) from your draw deck.
"'Go Sig, go! But please be back before midnight, sweetie!'"
« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 03:15:37 AM by Durin's Heir »
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December 25, 2023, 08:42:19 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #170 on: December 25, 2023, 08:42:19 PM »
(horribly out of practice but here goes)

(0) •Joan Jackson, The Director's Mom [Shire]
Ally • Home 1 • Mom
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be at site 1.
Fellowship: Exert Joan Jackson to play a Lord of the Rings card; its twilight cost is -1 for each kiwi.

March 08, 2024, 04:09:00 PM
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« Reply #171 on: March 08, 2024, 04:09:00 PM »
[1] Kiwi Fruit, Not the Bird or the People [Shire]
Possession • Fruit
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be in New Zealand. Plays on a companion.
Fellowship: Discard this possession to add a Vitamin C token on bearer.

[1] •Kiwi Bird, Not the People or the Fruit [Shire]
Ally • Home 3 • Bird
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Kiwi. Discard this ally if it is Daytime.
If this ally is killed, put the killer in jail because Kiwi's are an endangered species.

[3] •Kiwi Person, Wearer of Jandals [Shire]
Companion • Not a bird or Fruit
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Kiwi.
Each time an opponent says "sweet as", make this companion strength +2 until the regroup phase.
Fellowship: Discard a Kiwi Fruit to gain tremendous work-life balance.
Regroup: Spot a Kiwi Bird to tell all your friends how that's really rare.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2024, 04:10:59 PM by macheteman »

September 18, 2024, 12:31:12 AM
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« Reply #172 on: September 18, 2024, 12:31:12 AM »
[1] Very Quick Ent Moot [Gandalf]
Condition
Strength +2
To play, exert Quickbeam.
Bearer must be an Ent. Limit 1 per bearer.
"'Let's for once skip the pleasant trees.'"
“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”  - Malcolm X