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November 25, 2008, 02:46:50 PM
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Corrupted Wish Game
« on: November 25, 2008, 02:46:50 PM »
Anybody remember this from CC? Anyway, the first person makes a wish and the second person explains how it comes true but then backfires. The second person then writes a wish of their own in the same post. Example:

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I wish I had $100,000,000...

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Granted, but a robber steals it all and shoots you.

I wish I had a sports car...

Okay, lets start. I wish I had 10 copies of every LOTR card made, 5 of every normal card and 5 of every foil.
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November 25, 2008, 02:50:03 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 02:50:03 PM »
Granted but having all those cards lying around you trip and fall over them getting a series of paper cuts to vital arteries and veins.

I wish I could river dance :up:.
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If a Balrog falls from a bridge and noone is around, does it make a sound?
November 25, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 04:19:33 PM »
Granted, but you slip, fall in and drown.

I wish I could save the whales.
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November 25, 2008, 04:36:12 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 04:36:12 PM »
You do, but it turns out the killer whales don't want to save you :P
I wish that I was jack bauer.
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November 25, 2008, 05:17:33 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 05:17:33 PM »
Granted, but then you realize being an overage actor has its price when the bad guys outrun you, shooting you dead.

I wish I lived in the US.
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November 25, 2008, 05:20:19 PM
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 05:20:19 PM »
Granted, but soon after you move here the country falls into the sea and kills all that dwell here.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would caller her....:up:.
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November 29, 2008, 04:38:48 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2008, 04:38:48 AM »
Quote from: NappyKorn on November 25, 2008, 05:20:19 PM
I would caller her...

you would "caller her" eh?...

granted, but your extra hight makes you clumsy, therefore you can't be a basketballer, and you get dumped by the girl after you "caller her"

i wish i was the best film director ever to walk the earth!
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November 29, 2008, 08:50:58 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2008, 08:50:58 PM »
Granted, but your films are so amazing that they kill everyone from sheer awesomeness and you, having nothing left to live for, set out for Atlantis in a raft fashioned from the bones of the actors you made famous.

I wish for death.
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November 29, 2008, 09:51:56 PM
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2008, 09:51:56 PM »
Granted, but you were already dead, so upon dying in the World of the Dead, God has no other world to send your soul rather than Earth, so you live again!

I wish I could play guitar.
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November 30, 2008, 01:19:21 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2008, 01:19:21 PM »
Yes but you become very rich and someone shanks you and breaks your $10,000+ guitar over your head.

I wish I could become an immortal.
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November 30, 2008, 01:27:17 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2008, 01:27:17 PM »
Granted, but you lose your sanity and live forever in an empty room, counting the aquatic chickens that aren't really there.

I wish for the person's wish below mine to not be granted.
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November 30, 2008, 06:17:55 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2008, 06:17:55 PM »
Granted, but they didn't really want what they wished for anyways.

I wish I owned exactly 10,000 human teeth.
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November 30, 2008, 07:08:59 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2008, 07:08:59 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately they belong to 10,000 murder victims and now you are tied to their deaths. You are now sitting on Death Row awaiting your execution.

I wish I had a paper clip.
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December 01, 2008, 05:59:03 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 05:59:03 AM »
Granted but it has anthrax on it and you die a slow and horrible death.

I wish I had $100,000,000 locked up in a near-impenetrable bank vault.
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December 01, 2008, 06:51:34 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 06:51:34 AM »
Granted, but turns out "near-impenetrable" is a great deal away from "impenetrable", so when you go check on it, it's gone.

I wish I had a better boss.
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