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December 10, 2008, 12:16:49 PM
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The Art of Sandwich-making
« on: December 10, 2008, 12:16:49 PM »
I'm going to have an MLT...Mutton-Lettuce-Tomato when the mutton is nice and lean, mmmm.... ~Miracle guy from PB

Okay you have to know that I take making sandwiches very seriously.  I grew up as a kid on just one base substance for sandwiches...peanut butter.  :-X  Why the sick smiley?  pb and jelly, pb and honey, pb and bananas, pb and mayonnaise are not my cup of tea.  I have turned away from these old practices in an attempt to find the holy grail of sandwich making.

My ideal sandwich: **denotes very important, pivotal parts of the sandwich
2x slices of average store-bought bread
**Mayonnaise (without pb of course :) ) on BOTH slices of bread
Bread-and-butter relish
**Cheddar Cheese (shredded preferred)
**Turkey Pastrami
**Cream Cheese, sliced
**onions, diced
Mustard
chili powder, to give a little spice, sprinkle a bit on cheese

Now I put it together, emphasis with relish, onions and mustard at the top, cream cheese & turkey on the bottom.
The magic of this operation is that I use the microwave, yes, the microwave to nuke the whole sandwich just long enough to melt the cheese and make the cream cheese creamy and smooth.

That's the idea.  I don't think anything could get better than this!  Come on people, give me your ideas.  ;D
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December 10, 2008, 12:26:16 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 12:26:16 PM »
That sounds disgusting.

I want to vomit.

December 10, 2008, 12:28:28 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 12:28:28 PM »
Well, I really hate onions, but other than that, it looks pretty good, but every Friends fan knows that the holy grail of sandwiches is the Meatball Sub! Hum... my mouth is watering just thinking on having a meatball sub, guess I'll stop there after work!

December 10, 2008, 12:31:05 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 12:31:05 PM »
Meatball subs are indeed the king of all sandwiches. :up: Beyond that, though, it's hard to beat a chicken condon bleu sandwich: chicken and ham with cheese and sometimes a little mayo. Mmmmmm.... :D
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December 10, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 12:43:14 PM »
Grilled Cheese.
Turkey and Cheese.

That is all.

December 10, 2008, 12:47:46 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 12:47:46 PM »
My $5 foot long from subway is tasty.

December 10, 2008, 01:01:51 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 01:01:51 PM »
Five.

Five dollar.

Five dollar footloooooooooong!


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December 10, 2008, 01:13:30 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 01:13:30 PM »
I make my sandwiches like so.

Sharp Cheddar Cheese
Cajun Turkey Breast
Mayo
Mustard
Pickles
Onions
Lettuce
Jalapenos

Subway makes 'em better.

Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki is the best Subway sub. I used to work there.
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December 10, 2008, 01:37:42 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 01:37:42 PM »
I'm a sucker for an oven roasted chicken breast on italian herbs and cheese with cucumbers tomatoes and lettuce.
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December 10, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 01:40:54 PM »
Seriously, people... what is WRONG with you!?

Y'all have messed up taste buds. I'll have none of it.

December 10, 2008, 07:08:02 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 07:08:02 PM »
Bologna, cheese, and mayo on toast.

December 10, 2008, 07:31:58 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 07:31:58 PM »
i'm with menace here, this is gross...

December 10, 2008, 09:17:15 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 09:17:15 PM »
Bagel, eggs, peanut butter and bananas.
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December 10, 2008, 09:36:09 PM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 09:36:09 PM »
Now we're talking. :P

December 11, 2008, 05:43:11 AM
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Re: The Art of Sandwich-making
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 05:43:11 AM »
As a side note, Menace's current avatar is of him after trying some of these messes abominations sandwiches.

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