All righty, in Magic: The Gathering, there is a set called Unhinged. Some cards are inside MtG jokes, but some cards are just plain funny...like
this one.LotR has a lot of parodies, but they don't usually work with the game. So, it is my mission to make balanced, playable parodies in this set.
I need some ideas for card titles, so pm me any.
![1 [1]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/1.png)
Rohirrim Chicken
![Rohan [Rohan]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/rohan.png)
Possession • Pet
Archery: Discard Rohirrim Chicken to make the Shadow player exert a minion.
When the Rohirrim ran out of arrows, they turned to other, odder tactics.![4 [4]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/4.png)
Strength of an Orc, Brain of a Troll
![Isengard [Isengard]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/isengard.png)
Condition
Strength: -12
Spell.To play, exert Saruman 4 times. Plays on a companion.
Bearer loses all gametext.
The amazing power of Saruman was quite amazing indeed, until one realized that his power seemed great only due to the incompetence of those surrounding him.![3 [3]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/3.png)
Oops, Wrong Spell
![Gandalf [Gandalf]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/gandalf.png)
Event • Response
If a
![Gandalf [Gandalf]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/gandalf.png)
spell is played, cancel that spell to take a
![Gandalf [Gandalf]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/gandalf.png)
spell into hand from your draw deck.
"Ach! No! Don't turn into a frog! Dangit!"![1 [1]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/1.png)
Puppy Dog
![Gondor [Gondor]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/gondor.png)
Follower
Aid- Flip a coin.
If the coin flip is heads, bearer is
defender +1 and
damage +1 until the regroup phase. If the coin flip is tails, exert bearer.
*yelp* *bark* *woof woof* *slobber*I'll post some more maybe later.