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August 21, 2008, 03:46:53 PM
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

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August 21, 2008, 05:08:17 PM
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2008, 05:08:17 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous...
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August 21, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
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« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2008, 05:43:42 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
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August 22, 2008, 01:19:18 AM
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« Reply #63 on: August 22, 2008, 01:19:18 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a....

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August 22, 2008, 04:52:53 AM
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« Reply #64 on: August 22, 2008, 04:52:53 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of...
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August 22, 2008, 10:03:50 AM
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« Reply #65 on: August 22, 2008, 10:03:50 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended...
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August 22, 2008, 10:57:52 AM
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« Reply #66 on: August 22, 2008, 10:57:52 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens...
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August 22, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
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« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2008, 11:06:58 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the...
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August 24, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
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« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2008, 12:05:19 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game...
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August 24, 2008, 02:07:01 PM
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« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2008, 02:07:01 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming...
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August 25, 2008, 03:29:02 AM
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« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2008, 03:29:02 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because...
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August 25, 2008, 07:27:59 AM
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« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2008, 07:27:59 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in...
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August 25, 2008, 10:09:01 AM
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« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2008, 10:09:01 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the...
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« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from...
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August 26, 2008, 01:51:01 AM
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« Reply #74 on: August 26, 2008, 01:51:01 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe...
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