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August 26, 2008, 05:21:49 AM
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« Reply #75 on: August 26, 2008, 05:21:49 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been...
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August 26, 2008, 08:00:47 AM
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« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2008, 08:00:47 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate...

August 26, 2008, 08:08:42 AM
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« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2008, 08:08:42 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.

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August 27, 2008, 11:30:01 AM
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« Reply #78 on: August 27, 2008, 11:30:01 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his...

August 27, 2008, 07:21:33 PM
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« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2008, 07:21:33 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure...
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August 27, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
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« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2008, 08:23:53 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it...
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August 28, 2008, 02:32:59 AM
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« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2008, 02:32:59 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's....
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August 29, 2008, 05:07:33 AM
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« Reply #82 on: August 29, 2008, 05:07:33 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit...

August 29, 2008, 09:42:08 AM
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« Reply #83 on: August 29, 2008, 09:42:08 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

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August 29, 2008, 11:37:38 AM
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« Reply #84 on: August 29, 2008, 11:37:38 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled....
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August 29, 2008, 07:15:01 PM
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« Reply #85 on: August 29, 2008, 07:15:01 PM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about...

August 30, 2008, 02:09:10 AM
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« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2008, 02:09:10 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a...

August 30, 2008, 08:29:01 AM
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« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2008, 08:29:01 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately,...
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September 01, 2008, 01:20:23 AM
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« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2008, 01:20:23 AM »
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish...
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September 01, 2008, 11:24:08 AM
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale.  Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"

"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"

Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.  Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on...