I shook my fist as I tracked down NappyKoRn, only to find him hiding out in a deep dark cavern. There was so much ammunition surely stocked inside that I could smell the gunpowder from hundreds of yards away. Not in the mood for spelunking or bouldering today, I decided a simple taunt was in order. Flipping on my megaphone I pointed it towards the cavern entrance and shouted:
BOO!
Laughing at the panicked and wild gunfire that ensued, I dropped my "special delivery" and moved a short distance away, carefully covering my tracks.
A very bewildered NappyKorn emerged shortly after and found another recording, this time without that meddlesome Do-Gooder interferring. Ironically I had him to thank for the idea, not that I would be sending him a thank you card any time soon. Perhaps a different card eventually...
I watched as Officer Korn played the message after spending several minutes making sure it was not booby-trapped.
Greetings, Officer! Didn't scare you did I? Come now, don't pretend I didn't. You don't look any less frightened now than you did a few minutes ago. I seeeeeee you...
I could barely contain my laughter as I saw him scan the area.
Don't waste your time looking. You wouldn't believe it was me even if you did see...who you thought might be me.
At any rate I am actually somewhat glad you figured out my clues. Took you and your band of merry men long enough to figure it all out even after I practically spelled it out for you.
In the back of my mind I could hear HIM screaming again. I pulled out my bottle and popped a pill, determined to shut him up as I strained to hear the rest.
You see, I don't really want to kill you. You all are just too much fun! "Fun"-sized. Heh heh heh.
Anyway I am sure you are wondering where to go next. Take this back to your fellow Officers and then? I suggest you all may want to have some candy, Korn.
This time I could not help it and laughed aloud. Fortunately the laughter on my own recording drowned it out.
I watched as Officer Korn flipped the recorder over and found the note that said simply "Saturday". He then made his way towards the police station, pausing only momentarily to study one track I had left. I breathed a sigh of relief as he shrugged it off and left.
Almost gave us both away there not-so-incognit...
SHUT UP!
Repulsed at the voice coming from my own body---MY body now, NOT his unless I allowed it to be so!---I popped another pill, stifled another laugh, and headed my own way.